Monday, August 07, 2006

Don't Go There Ernie, Cuz Paris Won't

Paris Hilton, hotel heiress and professional socialite, says she will go celibate for a year:
"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.
Uhh, doesn't Paris know that having sex with a penis is considered having sex with the man attached to the penis? Or maybe by two "men" she meant Rick Solomon and meningitis.

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