Monday, October 16, 2006

Grass Is Still Green, Mike Tyson Is Still Doing Crazy Things

Mike Tyson wants to beat up women -- for a good cause.

The former heavyweight champion plans to launch "Mike Tyson's World Tour," where Iron Mike might beat up chicks.
At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe.
Wolfe's promoter says there's no chance his boxer would ever fight Tyson. And despite the negative social ramifications from fighting women, Mike says the tour's goal is to raise money for charity and not meant to be a serious boxing display.
"It's all fun. I'm not Mike Tyson," he said, referring to the fierce boxer whose career was upended by a prison term. "I'm not 20 years old. I'm not going to smash anybody. I'm not going to talk about smashing anybody's brains. You're not going to see that guy no more."
No word as to whether Andy Kaufman's ghost was available for comment.

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