Monday, June 09, 2008

These Seattle Fucking Mariners Are a Bunch of Shitty Cocksucking Assholes

Several days ago in the midst of $117 million disaster of a season that finds the Seattle Mariners with the worst record in baseball Mount St. John McLaren exploded:




Just this morning the first real victim of this tragedy emerged as the M's fired hitting coach Jeff Pentland. His replacement? Lee Elia. Yes, that Elia.



If there aren't going to be any good times in Marinerville there might as well be fun times.

Sit tight this summer Seattle baseball fans! Tune in for a hundred losses and a thousand meltdowns!

1 comment:

UTP said...

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