Thursday, August 14, 2008

Wearing Trojan Equipment Will Lead to Tingly Balls

Seems like USC football is getting antsy in its pantsy:
Each day, it seems, another player shows up at USC football practice with a pained expression and an uncomfortable gait, feet spread wide, stepping gingerly across the turf.

They are victims of an ailment that has swept through the team during training camp, something that coaches refer to as "a skin irritation."

The players call it "jock itch."

As much as 25% of the team has been affected.
I wonder if Matt Leinart has visited his old team recently.

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