Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Mr. Ombudsman

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our blogs
We'd like to help you get Walsh to explain himself
Look around you, all you see are disapproving eyes
Browse across the web until you feel the heat

And here's to you, Donald Ohlmeyer
Sports fans read you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God help you please, Mr. Ombudsman
Websites hold a place for those who say
(What's in play... hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Shove it in your memo with your QB
It's a little secret, just ESPN's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mr. Ombudsman
Big Ben loved her more than you would show (Wo, wo, wo)
But wait one sec, Mr. Ombudsman
Shannon Brown can't catch the same ol' break
(Equal stakes... hey, hey, hey)

Sitting at the table on a Monday afternoon
Going to the editors debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you critique it, you lose

Where have you gone, Charlie Hustle
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
What's that you say, Mr. Ombudsman
Schreiber has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey... hey, hey, hey)

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