Wednesday, August 26, 2009

How About You Not Fuck Women Who Aren't Your Wife?

Slick Rick Pitino rants against the media for its coverage of the Karen Sypher affair. Some choice quotes from the Louisville head coach include:
"Everything that's been printed, everything that's been reported, everything that's been breaking in the news on the day Ted Kennedy died is 100 percent a lie, a lie,"
First of all, way to throw a dead senator into the fray. Classy. Secondly, everything is a lie? Now there certainly is a lot of gray in this whole sordid incident but certain pieces of information are irrefutable. You did have sex with the woman in a restaurant and your equipment manager did eventually marry said woman. Maybe she got an abortion and tried to extort Pitino, maybe not. But blasting your opinions against your lawyer's advice probably isn't a good idea.
"We need to get on with the important things in life like the economy and really some crucial things in life like basketball. It has not hurt recruiting one bit. We will still bring in Top 10 players."
Well then. At least the zone defense lives on.

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