Thursday, June 30, 2011

Unemployed Blacks Deprive White People Of Entertainment: NBA & NFL Lockouts By The Numbers

Before the NBA lockout the league employed about 450 players. According to approximately 80% are black.

Before the NFL lockout the league employed about 1700 players. Various recent sources indicate at least half the players are black.

450 x 80% = 360
1,700 x 50% = 850
360 + 850 = 1,210 black men laid off

There are about 8 million black men 20 and older in the work force.

1,200 / 8,000,000 = .000015

The NBA and NFL lockouts are directly responsible for increasing the unemployment rate of black men in America by at least one-one hundred thousandth and a half percent.

According to Sports Business Daily white people make up 77% and 86% of NFL and NBA fans respectively.

NBA and NFL games provide innumerable hours of entertainment.

White people will yet again be victimized in America by black people.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Friday, June 17, 2011

This Week In Sports #1

Here's the new YouTube sports comedy sketch show I wrote and host. I'm the goofy Asian guy if that isn't too obvious. It's a little long and we're still working out the kinks but all in all I'm pretty happy with the first episode. Hope you enjoy TWIS!

And here are the individual sketches:

Nowitzki Nightmare

Stephen A. Smith & Plaxico Burress

Exclusive Tiger Woods interview

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Dirk Nowitzki & LeBron James. In Bed.

So I'm writing and featured in an upcoming YouTube sports comedy sketch series called This Week In Sports. It'll be up in a few days. Here's a preview pic from one of the skits:

Should be fun!

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Black Zombie

This ad currently appears on Inside USC: